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Some short dude who lives in a apartment.
Yo Esteban, you're short af.
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A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
Me: "I love you Esteban"
Esteban:"Like a best friend?"
Me: "...Sure."
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A man, whom, even when deceased, can activate the deepest desires of a woman's (or man's) heart. He may be unrecognizable and hideous at first, but once his face is revealed, he becomes a sex symbol whose impact lasts for generations to come.
Woman: Please, can we give Esteban a proper funeral? I never knew him, but he's just too sexy to throw away.
Man: Shut up, he's nothing special.
Woman: But have you seen his face?
Man: That is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. Let us surround him with good luck charms and plant fields of flowers in his honor!
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A dumbass bitch who gets everyone mad and starts shit.
Its always Esteban.
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The state of being one with the Force.
After much searching, I have finally Esteban-ed.
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super hot guy with an amazing bod, loves longs walks on the beach. has a soft spot for sad movies and is often is found tearing up at the end. cutie with a booty. eats mac n cheese weird though
wow, that guy totally looks like an Esteban!
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A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?
Jim: I unleashed my Esteban
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