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A buff retard with a 3-inch cock that will gladly accept head from a five-year-old.
Jakson: What's the lowest age you would get head from?
Ander: hmmm 5 year ol- NONONNO
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1. A mage party member first encountered in Dragon Age: Origins-Awakening, he has the best heals in the game. He is like Alistair but not as annoying nor templarish. He likes to randomly flirt with you're female party members, but you can't romance him. His best-friend is some random kitten that you find named Ser-Pounce-Alot. Once you give it to him he will stop behaving like a grown-man and become highly annoying.
2. In Dragon Age 2 Bioware decided to bring Anders back, but unfortunately as an apostate mage who's been possesed by a demon and is a total wack job. SPOILER: He reveals (only while playing as male Hawke) that he likes men. By end-game you will hate him because...well I can't reveal that
1. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv Anders!! Its so cute how he names his kitten Ser Pounce Alot!
Guy DA fan: thats kinda gay
2. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv how my fem Hawke can romance Anders now!
Guy DA fan: You know he's gay right?
Girl DA fan: WHAT?!?!
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To be "Anders" is mostly to be a teddy. Round and cozy.
If you are an Anders, you always have a cheesy smile... but still you make people happy.
A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.
Anders is also a definition used for people with a large dick.
Other examples;
"He is always an Anders when we are alone"
" He gave me the greatest Anders last night!!"
By the looks of the bump in his pants, he is definitly an Anders!
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synonym for the adjective 'epic'
"hey, did you see Transformers?"
"yea! good story, awesome effects-- totally anders!"
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The awesomest, sweetest, most caring guy you will ever meet.
Ander is the best - - he's so chill and funny
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god with beautiful blond hair (often worn in a head band) which is so majestic that it brings people back to life.
I follow Andersism.
In Anders we trust.
Look at that Anders on the soccer field.
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An Ander is a really kind, for-filled person although he is a HEAVY bragger hes a PERFECT boyfriend. Usually dates girls with pretty names like Elizabeth, or Jazmin kind of smart and can sometimes be VERY repelling too much a gamer and VERY clingy. But overall Ander is an awesome person!!
Mom: He is such a gamer not very attracktive but amazing
Girlfriend: NAH he is AWESOME!!!<3 He is such an Ander!!
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