Andorra Man

A Portuguese penalty merchant who made a international career out of stat padding vs Andorra. He only shows up against the Andorra farmers and stat pads goals against them. His famous words are "Give me freedom,give me fire, give me Andorra or I retire". Without Andorra this Portuguese penalty merchant wouldn't have a career.

"Wow did you see Andorra Man yesterday?"
"Yeah he scored pens and tapins. What a statpadder."

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Mayor of Andorra

A professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for discovering new countries and statpading against the mighty countries Like Andorra and Faroe Islands. Some sources says he's also a Geography teacher.

The bromance between Mayor of Andorra and Penalties is Goated

Andorra la Vella by Zach_Dude

(Note this is V1)
Andorra la Vella is a free modeled city known for its lag and viruses. In fact people got blue screen of death here. It is full of chernaya akula inventory and "UN TECH" by the way it has red sidewalks with black and white linings stud, motors, and hinges. Gay green oval hills like women's breasts. HOG house with 1930s fridge, 1920s radio and tv. Sao miguel BARNEY ARMY TECH CARS. Cheerleading bleachers in front of a Rome 1 palace with giant golden gates surrounding it with barber wires decal windows with other chernaya akula inventory. The palace has rome 1 decals and GC symbol on floor. Venice's stolen restaurant, toolbox statues, lag, rome police station and courtroom are the highlights here.

WOw I am excited to see andorra la vella by ZACH_DUDE. I GOT A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH. THANKS ZACH_DUDE FOR THE VIRUSES.

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Andorra

tiny blob between Spain and France that nobody gives a f**k about

Tourist: Oh hey, I just came back from Andorra!
Me: lol wut