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. Andover
a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up at the Barretts house and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
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a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
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Ahh Andover just another shithole town in the UK. Full of chavs, roadmen,teenage pregnancies and drug dealers. Not a lot of history to it really I mean James Blunt grew up here (briefly) but that’s about it. Also should mention the schools here suck ass and are probably corrupt to the core.
Roadman: u fuckin wot bruv
Civilised Individual: you must be from Andover
Roadman: init bruv
Andover is a town in Massachusetts just north of Boston known for being filled with wealthy white kids. The popular kids started sending nudes when they were in the third grade, the asians are cool but the amount of them can be overwhelming, and everyone else is on antidepressants. To top it all off there's a serious herorin problem here, they made a whole documentary about drug use specifically in our town. I have a family friend who saw someone die of an overdose on main street, so we got that going for us. Seeing a girl in our town wearing something other than lululemon leggings is like seeing a unicorn, it's not necessarily a bad thing but none of them actually do yoga. Whenever i see a kid wearing a vineyard vines sweatshirt i always stop and wonder; "Do they actually like that sweatshirt or do they just want everyone to know their dad owns a yacht?"
Lawrence kid: "So where are you from?"
Andover kid: "I'm from Andover but i swear i'm not rich"
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Andover (Phillips Academy) is a shack that Samuel Phillips built with the money of his rich uncle, John Phillips under the condition that his school, Andover, would be a good ROUGH DRAFT for Phillips Exeter Academy.
Using Andover, which turned out to be a fairly good ROUGH DRAFT, John Phillips invested his own money (unlike is poor nephew) to build his own school and called it Phillips Exeter Academy. It's the final draft of what Samuel Phillips initially started with his uncle's money.
OH WOW! ANDOVER LOOKS LIKE A ROUGH DRAFT OF EXETER! I WONDER WHY!
Mommy, why are Exeter and Andover both called Phillips Academy when Andover was built 3 years earlier?
Honey! It was built as a rough draft for Exeter! Exeter's the final draft in every aspect!
Exeter is to Andover as final draft is to rough draft.
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Andover, Minnesota. The definition of suburbia, kids with "cute" cars, and a new high school. A lot of kids who came from the ghetto who are convinced Andover is "hard times," which it's not.
Hoo. Rah.
"donde esta en andover"
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A terrible town in Massachusetts. Everyone who lives here is either a retard stuck up snob or a piece of shit white trash. Everyone is loaded with money, but complain because they don't think they have enough. The girls are all bitchy sluts, who wear A & F and Hollister. They get drunk and sleep with all the dumbass jocks who can't get enough of themselves. Also, the town is FILLED with drugs. Every corner of the town and schools has a drug deal going on. The education system sucks as well. The textbooks and the schools are old and shitty. Everything about this town is absoulty terrible. Which is weird, because every town surrounding Andover/Essex County kicks ass.
Guy 1: Hey dude! Let's go to Andover!
Guy 2: Screw that! Andover sucks! Lets go to Methuen.
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a stupid high-classy town that everyone that's rich lives in. A typical place that everyone buys whatever they want and do sexual favors for teachers good grades
ughh that stupid high-classy joint reminds me of andover.
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