Andrej

calls all Serbians bastards - is Serbian himself. likes to joke about sex far too much than he has had. hella sus. he also loves blue haired trannys from the globe in London. respect.

heard this guy getting with a blue haired tranny in a club!

must've been Andrej that's his type on paper.

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Andrej

Andrej means he has a gigantic Penis and all the boys
loves him. Andrej gets all the booty!
He also has a big heart, but not big as his Penis!

Andrej: what's up honey?
Boy: can I smash you?

Did you see Andrej? He's the one with the large penis?

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andrej

funny guy and good friend. knows how to make u laugh when u need it and gives good advice sometimes when hes not being a cunt.

andrej is so funny
andrej is being a cunt but i love him anyway ig

ANDREJ

Most handsome big dick guy in The ENTIRE WORLD . He is the best at everything. He can get any girl in the world.
VASILIJE CAN FUCK ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD .

JUNGKOOK WANTS A PEICE OF ANDREJ.
ANDREJ IS BEST MAN IN BAD ALL GIRL DEAD AFTER SEX WITH ANDREJ

Andrej is very sexy boy

Andrej <3

Andrej is the type of boys that have everything. He’s just perfect: he is beautiful, hot AS FUCK, intelligent, funny, he can draw and omggggg his voice ahh~

The Andrej I know has also chubby cheeks aww~! He’s really nice and cute.

He’s perfect but not everyone likes him, so if he’s your crush, take the chance to talk to him <333

Ps: idk but my older friend said boys with A, B, H, J, K, N, P, S and T are good kisser 😍😏

Me: oh gosh he’s so cute with his chubby cheeks! Aww~

Friend: who?
Me: Andrej <3!!
Friend: do you like him??
Me: yeah, I think so... OMG DO
YOU SAW IT?!
Friend: what?!
Me: uhm nothing... he’s hot...
Friend: what did you say?
Me: nothing...

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Pulled An Andrej

Where someone will retreat during battle to achieve a unfair advantage

*Enemy runs away*
Joe: They are about to die, I will chase them
*Enemy comes back with full health*
Joe: He pulled an Andrej

dirty andrej

When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.

Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her father Jose; it's a sight I'll never forget.

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