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A god amongst men, there are few people truly worthy to be bestowed with the name Andrew. Women want him, and men want to be him. He's the life of a party, even if he's not invited. Andrew is capable of great feats, not just in the bedroom, although he is a consummate lover, but sometimes just out of spite.
Andrews can typically stop a rampaging bull with a strong, frank punch to the face, yet be as gentle as a mother doe to her fawn. He's the stuff of legends. Songs are written about him, plays a penned, entire. He can steal hearts with a glance, moisten panties with a breath, and command loyalty with a snap of the fingers.
In short, Andrew is the man to be and the man to beat, but few are capable to fill his shoes and fewer still can best him.
Dude, Andrew showed up, this party doesn't suck to be at any more!
Hey, Andrew, can I have copious amounts of sex with you?
Andrew, terrorists hijacked a bus full of nuns! We need your help!
Andrew is my favorite customer. He pays with exact change.
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A really really cool guy, you couldn't ask for a better best friend! he would do anything for you and always looks out for others and puts them before himself. GREAT music taste and sense of humour, The bitches love him! Really smart and really funny and good looking, shame his sixpack is hidden by a layer of fat. Trustworthy and you can tell him anything! couldn't ask for anything more.
Person 1: omg do you know Andrew ?
Person 2: the one with the velociraptor?
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Andrews come in any shape/size! Usually brown hair, dark (green/brown) eyes and a lovely personality! Best boy ever! Usually shy, but have an amazing personality
Dude 1: Andrew is so awkward!
Dude 2: he's an awkward turtle -.-
Dude 3: he's a great awkward turtle!
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A guy who eats pizza with a knife & fork
He is unique.
That Andrew dude is kinda weird but he is chill
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A generous man who will comfort you when you are down. Funny, cool, treats girls kindly,sexy, and fun. Your lucky to meet a Andrew.
He's an Andrew
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the sweetest person you will ever meet. The kind of person that can make you day great just by saying hi!!!! Has the most beautiful eyes and perfect hair!!!!he is so lovable!! and hell always stay true to you!!! Hes so adorable and a great boyfriend!!! hes very trustworthy and honest!!!! he'll never put you down!! when you find an andrew you will instantly fall head over heels and never let him go! you'll never find anyone as great as an andrew!
"wow, you know an andrew you lucky!!!"
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Andrew is the most amazing, caring, non judgemental guy in the world. He makes you feel on top of the world and makes you feel like you can tell him anything, anywhere and at any time. He has the most perfect personality, he is sweet and funny and just all around wonderful. He is also incredibly good looking, some might say he's beautiful. He's unbearably addictive and is someone you cannot get enough of. Andrew is the whole package and more.
Andrew is so amazing, don't you think?
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