1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
4👍 11👎
For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.
"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."
2👍 4👎
When you spread your erect dick with peanut butter, line up a few raisins on it, then receive a blowjob.
I can't date Jenny; she has a peanut allergy, so we couldn't put ants on my log.
6👍 1👎
A snack made of celery with cheez whiz spread on it and raisins stuck onto the cheez whiz.
Mom: I thought you kids might be hungry, so I made ants on a log!
Kids: Yum, thanks mom!
3👍 22👎