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The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.
see also; asshole.
William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.
eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.
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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS despite it being cumbersome to use.
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
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The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-
person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?
person 1: i have no life
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A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA
Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).
Fart lover fart den Atmosphereic vetalation Aperture( or aVa on the street)
The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes