Apollo 13

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."

That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.

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Apollo 13

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole

George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.

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apollo 13

when you have to be resourceful and imaginative when confronted by a unexpected disaster . Using objects and resources at hand rather then what you really need.

On a road trip , in the middle of nowhere, your alternator dies but you have to keep going or risk dieing in the godforsaken place you find yourself. So you have to turn off the CD player, the heater, turn off the dash lights, unplug one of the headlights to conserve what juice the battery has stored in it to make to where the problem can be rectified.
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home

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apollo 13

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.

Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

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Apollo 13 luck

Used to describe an unfortunate event which could have been far worse

in its outcome and therefore actually lucky.

That tornado tore off part of your roof but did not destroy your house and nobody was injured. Apollo 13 luck!

Apollo 13 moment

An apollo 13 moment is when something so awesome happens that the only way to express your joy is to yell "wooo hooo" like Jack Swigert does after he learns of his mission.

After i got my license i had an Apollo 13 moment.

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Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.

Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!