apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

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Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

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Apologization

The act of apologizing and a casual manner, usuallly in a non-serious way without meaning.

girl: I'm sorry that I kicked you in the balls

guy: oh. okay

*girl rolls her eyes.*

Apologization is always the key to unrealistic peace.

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Apologize

verb
1. It's when you accept the fact that you wronged someone, possibly made an irrational judgemental based on hearsay.

2. The act of harming others feelings unintentionally and not realizing the consequences that it may bring.

So, you apologize to the person/people that have had the displeasure to being subjected by the ill-behaved.

Trevor: " I apologize for being so harsh on you mate, I really didn't mean it. I may not be perfect but I assure you that I'm definitely not one who inflicts deliberate misconduct to cause emotional harm"
Sarj: "No worries bruh, we understand".

Apology

An apology only works with someone that forgives.

An apology doesnt really do anything, it's better to go ahead and do something on purpose that you wont be forgiven for later.

Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

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apology

Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not.

I apologize for my definition of 'pathetic,' it was uncalled for.

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