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Apolojizz

An apology made by a man after a case of premature ejaculation

John: "So how did it go with Sarah last night?"
Steve: "Not so good.. things kind of ended a bit.. too fast..."
John: "Oh, I see. I hope you gave her an honest apolojizz"
Steve: "Yeah, I apolojizzed over and over again. We're going out again tonight"

by Slim P and El Punkt April 24, 2011

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Apolojizz

The act of using sex as a formal apology.

"Dude, I heard Dev called Sammy a bitch!"

"Yeah man, we all think he should go apolojizz"

by GENEROUSteve February 20, 2012

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Apolojizz

To feel bad about coming quickly

He got to excited and apolojizzed, leaving her unsatisfied.

by Spider Borland October 3, 2010

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Apolojizzing

A cool and quirky term referring to makeup sex

β€œWhere were you man?”
β€œOh, Samantha and I had a big fight but I just finished apolojizzing to her. A good quickie can solve anything.”

by Maezie March 30, 2019


apolojizz

The cum that comes from make up sex

and then I apolojizzed all over her face last night after we argued.

by Fuckin Tim August 1, 2008

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Apolojizzing

A fuckboy apology where they will attempt to console you for their shitty behaviour, not by apologizing, but by fucking you maintain your affection towards them. Often involves cum in your hair.

β€œJason fucked my roommate and ended up apolojizzing three times last night.”

by sticky thumb September 13, 2019

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Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

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