Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

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Applebee's

A place where basic bitches go out for dinner.

Selfies in the Applebee's bathroom after manicure Monday, bitches are basic.

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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.

Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*

applebee

Any oversalted fried food product that only fat rednecks who eat at Applebee's would enjoy

Gee Darla I'm a gonna dip this applebee in some ranch dressing!

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Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

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Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat

Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES

Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.

"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."

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