April 11th

It is a glorious day where you find the sexiest girl you know and smack her on the ass and ask for nudes.

Guy:*smacks girl on ass*
Girl: WTF
Guy: don't worry it's April 11th
Girl: oh ok, you want nudes too?
Guy: hell yeah!

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April 11th

The day were Matthew Fahey wakes up from his 27 year slumber to get out of his sewers and slap your ass cheeks left to right.

What the bitch is that Matthew fahey? Time to dip mutha fucka, OH SHIT ITS APRIL 11th

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April 11th, national slap ass day

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

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April 18th: National April 11th redo day

If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"

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11th april

you have to pop 1 for jolvin

pop 1 for jolvin as it is 11th April

April 11th

Anyone who ask you for a titty pic you gotta send it to em no questions asked

Boy:Hey its April 11th

Girl: you right (sends 🍒)

April 11th

National eat your girlfriend out day

John: "Hey babe its April 11th".
Suzie: "ok babe come eat this pussy"