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April 20th is a Simp Matija for 24 hours day.
If you know someone named Matija go do it!!
It's April 20th!! Let's simp Matija!!
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"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"
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On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)
“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”
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April 20th is National Suck your boyfriends dick day!!!
Today is the day to give your boyfriend some great head
Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick
Person2: ohh why’s that
Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh
Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick
Person2: ohh why’s that
Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh
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Free tittie pic from your girlfriend and they HAVE TO DO IT
Boy:Send me a tit pick please
Girl:Why
Boy:because it’s April 20th😂
Girl:Your right ok here you go
If you smoke weed on April 20th, you are celebrating Adolf Hitler's birthday.
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Hey girl lemme hey it
Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out
eat a girl out day
April 20th
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