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The day when de biggest bitch is born and the best person in the world.
Yo I'm born on the April 7 and im a bitch but cute tho
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Offical crackhead day! The one day of the month when total idiots and retards are born. But don’t let that shit fool you! Today is the day you show some love for your local crack heads! Do something stupid with one of these people to show your love! They are great friends, amazing retards and the best of walking crack. I guess you can call them hosers!
“Hey bro did you remember? It’s offical crackhead day! You know what that means! bUTT BUMP!!”
April 7 day of retards
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The day were a funny, awkward , rich kid was born. If you were born in this day you have lots of friends!
Hey did you hear that kid was born in April 7?
Other person: yea I can tell because he is rich!
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National Lauren has to show you her titties day.
Person 1: “Aye Lauren it’s April 7th!”
Lauren: Fine...
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A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.
Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!
Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING
someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
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A day when oily people with big foreheads come into being, aka National Greasy Forehead day. The grease found on these peoples foreheads is often acidic and detrimental to skin. In conclusion, please steer clear of people born on April 7th as their greasy foreheads will consume you.
“Hey look this dude was born on April 7th, better watch out for that greasy forehead of his.”
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