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Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back
Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!
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Ask your mum to cook your fav food day
Son:mum it’s April 9
Mum: yeah,I know!
Son:cook me RAMEN!
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National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor
Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes
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Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.
Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”
April 9
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National Send your gf neckpics day!
Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!
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National Donkey Day!
The day that the first donkey was seen in America.
What’s so special about April 9th?
It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.
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National Quit playing and fuck her day.
OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?
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