April 9th

UHHH BAD DAY VERY BAD DAY. and ItS My biRThdAy

APRIL 9TH

IS NO

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April 9th

National send your boyfriend nudes day.

It’s April 9th so send your boyfriend nudes

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April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

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April 9th

April 9th is national fuck your boyfriend day if his dock is over 5 inches , if it’s not drop him cause that’s just embarrassing.

Me: Let’s fuck for national fuck your boyfriend day on April 9th

Boyfriend:But my dick is 4 inches

Me:your single

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April 9th

National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.

Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.

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April 9th

National assholes day

April 9th is the day where the biggest assholes were born

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april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze