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A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...
Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!
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Stick a girls head in a toilet while flushing the toilet and fucking the girl in the ass.
"I pulled my bitch by the hair and aquamaned that ho."
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Simply the most useless superhero ever. He talks to fish and attempted to put out a fire burning on water, and managed to flood new york.
Aquaman, Aquaman
Look over there, its Aquaman
Swims real fast
Talks to Fish
cook him up
Tasty Dish
Oh yeah, its the Aquaman
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A euphemistic term for a hand-held shower massage is a single woman’s shower stall.
"Damn, she's so ugly that the only man that will have sex with her is aquaman."
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Its when you get a blow job in the bathtub or hottub and you fart so the bubbles pop in her face.
JT was getting blown in the bathtub when he gave her the aquaman
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