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Parking a vehicle under a shade tree
Guarav was very sensitive to the afternoon heat so he arbor parked his car in the shade.
A psychopathic you tuber known for creating extremely offensive videos and being an uptight bitch about it. Also abusing Matthew Santoro has brought her already non existent popularity down even further. She is also known for "Dear fat people" And being a hypocritical cunt. Oh and she thinks shes a comedian.
cumbucket1: "I just beat this random lady im like suuuuuch a comedian!"
Resonablehuman: "No, your just pulling a nicole arbor"
cumbucket1: "BUT IM A COMEDIAN"
Resonablehuman: "Nope, your still worthless."
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A drinking game related to Edward 40-Hands, in which two bottles of Arbor Mist are taped to the end of the participants closed fists, and cannot be removed until both bottles are empty. True men remove them by punching them against a wall.
Arbor Fists is a brutally fresh, cruelly delicious, heterosexually fruity good time.
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Ranked #1 place to raise a family.
"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
Ann Arbor is the best city on earth.
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one who studies the effects of nap taking in trees
If you want to know about napping in trees, consult an arboreal napologist.
1. The only place in Michigan that truly understands what the world is like. This definition is used by residents of Ann Arbor.
2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.
1. "I wish the rest of the state was like Ann Arbor and not a bunch of gun-waving hunters and high school dropout factory workers."
2. "I apologize for my friend's condescension. He grew up in Ann Arbor."
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Masturbating in trees.
Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.
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