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honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit
bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you
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high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).
guy 1: hey do you go to archbishop wood?
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.
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Believed to be quite literally the most evil man in all of human history by Novus Ordoites and the Opus Dei 'crowd.'
Watching his sermon at the 1988 consecrations actually dispels most myths about his intentions, but most people don't bother to do that or for that matter any research and instead prefer to read rumors about him on r/Catholicism saying that he was demonically influenced and a 'rigid schismatic traditionalist.'
SSPX Attendee: Hey, have you heard anything about Archbishop Lefebvre? I just read a couple of his books and they're pretty interesting.
Opus Dei Attendee: Yeah I heard about him. He like, ate children alive and tried to elect himself Pope or something, right?
An exclusive Catholic high school for men in Baltimore MD.
Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.
Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.
NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.
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the best fucking school in the country!!!
(Catholic high school in San Jose, California)
ranked 1st in california
5th in the nation by sports illustrated
produced carey walsh and other awesome atheletes
kills everybody in girls' sports
takes a shit on st. francis high school
99.9% of students go to college
but no cheerleaders
betty: omg! i just got into st. francis!!!
carol: FUCK YOU IM GOING TO ARCHBISHOP MITTY
boy: hey babe, what school u go 2?
girl: archbishop mitty, u?
boy: st. francis
girl: fuck you
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Gay ass Catholic school where they touch little boys. Also an STD
I’m sorry sir. You have been diagnosed with Archbishop Wood
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A school for the homosexuals. People that go to this school like anal penetration and most likely are inbred. Std's are very common and are encouraged by the staff. If you were to choose anywhere else to go for high school this would be a superior choice.
Andy:Hey! Did you hear that Sean from Archbishop Ryan School got butt fucked. he gave the guy 34 std's too!
Josh: Man, I'm glad I don't go to that school.
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