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Arnis are the type of women who will either make you laugh or make you cry. Regardless, it's great to be around them. It's said that there is a rare chance of encountering the arnithepanda Arni type which can only be found in the chad biome. Arnithepandas are actually male which occurs through a rare genetic mutatino in the chad cells. Arnis are incredibly sexy and will make people excited regardless of gender or sexuality.
Arni: balls
Joe: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Arni: penis
Joe: I have schizophrenia
a girl who is loves music. She has the most beautiful eyes and she can convey her feelings like no other. Whenever you're feeling down Arni is the best person to go to because she will always make you feel better. Kind in spirit, she loves others more than she loves herself and will do anything for her friends.
I'm really sad, I think I'll talk to Arni.
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Arnie is an old man who shows no sympathy for anyone other than himself. He's a total asshole to his poor wife and he smokes weed in the presence of his grandkids. He starts fights at family gatherings and is often found with a few too many drinks in his hand. By the end of the night, three bottles of wine are completely empty and no one knows how.
Grandkid: Why does the entire house smell like straight up dope in here?
Mom: Must be Arnie.
Grandkid: Makes sense .
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a guy who is an impregenator, rhymes with Arnold Schwarzenegger so that you can talk about a guy who has got a girl pregnant without saying it out loud
Theres no way that guys a terminator, he's an arnie!
or
no way would i sleep with that guy he's an Arnie!
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An Arnie is a person who is seemingly retarded based on their appearence, speech, or intelligence.
#1 "Dude, don't go talk to him, he's an Arnie."
#2 "What's up, Arnie?"
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someone/something who is extremely obeiss and/or lazy. Its favorite hobby is to eat uncrontrollably and has to be fead by dieted food substances and armored control teams with years of expeirence.
If you ever encounter an "Arnie" then contact your local controll team, police, ambulance, poison control, local dog pound, tranculizer, and bomb squad
For more info' contact
1-800- I JUST SAW AN ARNIE
or e-mail
IJustSawAnArnie!!@FindYourLover.com
"THAT THINGS AN ARNIE...CALL THE BOMB SQUAD!!"
"Will you get him out of here, hes as fat as an Arnie."
"LOSE SOME WEIGHT YA ARNIE!!!"
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