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Someone called árón is suppper funny and sweet. Not stupid at all and is really friendly. He’s super cute and also makes people smile.
Hey man did you meet aron ?
Hell yeah dude he’s super cool beans
Aron will be the funniest and sexiest boys you meet. There usually 14 when they have their first kiss. There first kiss is usually with a blonde girl, who's broken one of their bones before. They will date in highschool later and have sex. Aron is one of the guys where you will have to be lucky to date him. Aron's usually go to school with a bird as their mascot. Aron's are usually annoying in their young age, but grow out of it.
"I wish I dated an Aron when I was younger, he seems really sexy."
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The one person u can count on. The only truest person u know. Has an wild soul and is my best friend he is everything . Friend. Enemy. Mature. Childish. Funny. Serious. The best person to talk to.
I love you aron, bubbasbaby
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Aron is a weird person. He watches a lot of Hentai at night and loves to watch anime in the morning! He loves his girlfriend very much and will always try his best for her. He break dance (once in his life). Honestly, an Aron is the most perverted person you can meet. We all love Aron, because he can make good eggs and rice. Maybe he’s a tall, dark, asian dude. Maybe he’s not. Still love your Aron!
Aron out of no where: I love Hentai.. AND MY GIRLFRIEND
Everyone else: should we say eww or aww
His girlfriend from across the room: ME TOO!
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"Aronic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it aronic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it aronic...don't you think
A little too aronic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
~Alanis Morissette (kinda)
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The guy that you trust and care about and then find out he was just leading you on as a hopeful booty call.
Aron: I still have feelings for you
Girl: I have feelings for you too!
Aron: But it would never work, I'm leaving...
-A week later-
Aron is now in a relationship with *******
Girl: WTF?!
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