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Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.
Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.
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Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"
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You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'
"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"
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When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.
Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.
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Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.
' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'
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That weird, extremely curly neck beard that fat Indian guys always seem to have that sticks out like an ascot.
My doctor with the name I can't pronounce totally had his Indian ascot rubbin on me when I went for my check-up.
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The students scream for house points
ascot international school is shit