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Little, tiny town with lots of cheap restaurants. Not much to do, everything else is like an half-hour drive. Perfect town to live in if you enjoy quiet. But beware, if you cross the railroad tracks, you have entered the hood. Windows up!
1 "Dude, what town is this???"
2 "I guess it's Ashburn, GA according to the exit sign."
1 "Oh man, I've heard of this place before! Don't go past them railroad tracks or you'll get shot!!"
2 "Thanks for letting me know..."
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The predator who stalks children on the streets of the wealthy suburb Ashburn.
"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"
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Rylan ashburner is a big time faggot from Swinton who thinks he’s the next Richie McCaw in rugby. He’s a lanky prick who plays rugby for folly lane. Don’t mess with him or he’ll use his rugby strength to bear hug you. He is also hated for his shitty accent and his far back hair line. He is also a big geek.
Don’t mess with Rylan ashburner
To add insult to injury by doing the same thing that caused the initial injury.
During an August 17, 1957, game, Richie Ashburn hit a foul ball into the stands that struck spectator Alice Roth, wife of Philadelphia Bulletin sports editor Earl Roth, breaking her nose. When play resumed Ashburn fouled off another ball that struck her while she was being carried off on a stretcher.
Verb: Richie Ashburn'd
I dumped a drink on Ashley last night, then I Richie Ashburn'd that bitch as she was getting kicked out for throwing a fit.
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