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Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS)

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.

I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).

by Jay Clarke08 November 10, 2014

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Ashley Wilkes Syndrome (AWS)

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An illness that is regrettably common among male characters in otherwise wonderful works of literature. It has been known to turn its victims into wishy-washy "spineless fools". Symptoms include indecisiveness, an inability to take action, a tendency to loiter around and failure to contribute anything positive to the story.

I was enjoying the book very much until I saw that the love interest had Ashley Wilkes Syndrome (AWS).

by AvidReader25 July 29, 2011

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