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An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
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the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.
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A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
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An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
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man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities
John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
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an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding
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A low-talent "actor/model" and ladies man that likes MILFs. From... That 70's Show, Punk'd, and crappy movies.
Ashton Kutcher was scoping out your mom dude.
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