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Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Submitted By: Lance 'The Big Mig' MIgliaccio

My brother-in-law is such an askhole.

by @LanceMigliaccio June 4, 2023


Askhole

(noun) People who ask many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions

The Askhole keeps asking me how to breath.

by johny jacobsen January 19, 2021


Askhole

Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, random or obnoxious questions on a regular basis.

"Wow, my daughter's a hell of an askhole!"

by KinkoX120 August 17, 2015

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Askhole

One who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the complete opposite of what you told/advised them to do.

Dave asked if he should date this girl, and while everyone said no, he proceeded to date her, Dave is what we call an askhole.

by Gmone June 21, 2015

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Askhole

That guy you know at family gatherings or work who asks your advice or help for something they basically suck at. Without exception, askholes reward you by arguing about your advice to seem an equal.

Also universally, askholes reject your advice, fail publicly, then shift part or all of the blame to you. Because they did the opposite of what you told them. After they asked you.

Askholes are incredibly greedy with your time, ut generous with their own. They'll spend hours giving newer employees and new family members advice you must then advise them to forget.

"You're new here. Don't talk to Dennis. He's an askhole."

by ThatStevethough December 17, 2016

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Askhole

One who constantly asks demanding, tedious, and inconvenient favors of others.

The askhole is known to ask a bullshit favor of practically anyone, will selfishly never reciprocate, and is often incapable of concealing his/her lack of interest in/concern for anyone else's lives. A typical askhole believes himself/herself to be a good friend.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I borrow your truck to go travelling for 6 months?
GOOD GUY: Umm...
ASKHOLE: Cheers, bud.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I have half of your sandwich?
GOOD GUY: Well, I'm pretty hungry...
ASKHOLE: K, cheers, dude *munch*

by bigbenbooty February 10, 2014

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Askhole

A person that always ask questions and never shuts their mouth. Usually starts every sencents with "Ummm" and most people cant talk to this person for more then one minute.

Their a akward, weird, person that doesnt have many friends.

Also is kinda stupid

Teacher talking about something, and just explained everything
Sam "Ummm yeah how does that work? Um um..."
Teacher "Well let me explain it AGAIN"

Class "Ugh eff that askhole"

by hollywoodundead<3 January 20, 2011

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