aslan

1. Turkish for "lion"

2. The Messianic lion in The Chronicles Of Narnia by C.S. Lewis. Kinda like Jesus, only cooler. And not an allegory.

3. Legendary Dublin rock band who would have made it if Christy Dingham could stay off the smack. Named after 2.

1. *turkish turkish turkish aslan turkish?*

2.Aslan is NOT allegorical, goddammit. C.S. Lewis said so.

3. Oh man, the Aslan concert the last night was fucking savage. It's a shame Christy couldn't stay off the smack, they should have made it.

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Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

Aslan is on the move

1. exclam.
A popular line from one of them Narnia books, in which the presence of a big lion is announced.

2. exclam.
Something to say the day after a big curry, when your stomach emits a huge roar and you have to run to the crapper before your entire digestive system ends up in your underpants like a big steaming pile of wildebeast entrails.

"I'm sorry but, could you direct me to the lavatory, Aslan is on the move, you see."

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Dirty Aslan

when a person named "Aslan" gets the "double handed reverse twist vacuum seal gluck gluck 9000" by a thick bitch

yoooo wassup fam you know my name is "Aslan" so uh you wanna gimme that Dirty Aslan

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Aslan's On The Move

When you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself needing to go to the toilet for a number 2, such as when suffering from diarrhea.

"Gotta run to the toilet again, Aslan's on the move!"

"Quick, where's the toilet? Aslan's on the move!"

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Aslan Jade Callenreese

Literally an angel.

Person 1 : OMG, I think I just saw an angel!
Person 2: Really? You saw Aslan Jade Callenreese?

Person1: Who?
Person 2: Ash Lynx😭😭

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Aslan

Aslans parents misspelt his name for alex

My parents misspelt Alex for aslan