Aslan

Refering to the film The Lion The Witch and The wardrobe. Can be used to describe someone who is unattractive.

1 - Look at her.
2 - She's a bit of an aslan
3 - How do you mean?
4 - Face of a lion, hair of a witch and body of a wardrobe

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Friend of Aslan

A gay man or lesbian who is so deep in the closet that he or she is in Narnia.

It's getting to where anyone who is publicly and vehemently anti-gay is likely to be a Friend of Aslan.

Aslan is on the move

1. exclam.
A popular line from one of them Narnia books, in which the presence of a big lion is announced.

2. exclam.
Something to say the day after a big curry, when your stomach emits a huge roar and you have to run to the crapper before your entire digestive system ends up in your underpants like a big steaming pile of wildebeast entrails.

"I'm sorry but, could you direct me to the lavatory, Aslan is on the move, you see."

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Dirty Aslan

when a person named "Aslan" gets the "double handed reverse twist vacuum seal gluck gluck 9000" by a thick bitch

yoooo wassup fam you know my name is "Aslan" so uh you wanna gimme that Dirty Aslan

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Aslan's On The Move

When you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself needing to go to the toilet for a number 2, such as when suffering from diarrhea.

"Gotta run to the toilet again, Aslan's on the move!"

"Quick, where's the toilet? Aslan's on the move!"

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Aslan Jade Callenreese

Literally an angel.

Person 1 : OMG, I think I just saw an angel!
Person 2: Really? You saw Aslan Jade Callenreese?

Person1: Who?
Person 2: Ash Lynx😭😭

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Aslan

Aslans parents misspelt his name for alex

My parents misspelt Alex for aslan