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asl

An acronym that stands for age/sex/location. It is a question mostly used by perverts who fail to get a real girls' attention and has to go online to create a pseudo-romantic situation. However, if one that the pervert is talking to is a male or is at an age far too appealing for the pervert, one is likely to face neglect or aggression.

situation one
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/f/Can
pervert: what do you look like?
'hotchick': blonde with blue eyes
(pervert undergoes orgasm and fantasizes unrealistic situations with female subject.)
(series of orgasmic phrases spill out onto chatroom uncontrollably)
(female feels demeaned and leaves chat)
(pervert regrets action and feels sad)

situation two
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 75/f/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert leaves chat with anger and feels sad)

situation three
pervert: hi, asl?
'hotchick': 18/M/Can
pervert: fuck you.
(pervert spams chatroom with series of insults involving one having a gay name and feels sad)

by bananian February 21, 2006

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ASL

American Sign Language. a cultural minority or Deaf persons who communicate using gestures and facial expressions (signs)

At my high school, one choice of a second language is ASL

by Average Brake April 5, 2009

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ASL

Stands for Age, Sex, Location. What it really means is that whoever is asking the question has an "Awful Sex Life".

Joe: asl?
Phil: screw off, rapist

by Kwing August 7, 2009

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Asl

It means age/sex/location or Asl can be quickly said as hell.

Hey asl?/Boy your 'e gay asl

by Kaylyn545 November 17, 2016


asl

age sex location. which is followed by a block from your buddylist

"wut up!!!! ASL?"

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

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ASL

Age-Sex-Location

Guy - Hi!
Girl - ASL?
Guy - 18, Man, London

by A33m March 12, 2020


asl

A word used by people trying to gain personal information. They usually ask you first, and lie bye either saying they are older or the same age.

Most people say ยช this to hide their age, and mask who they truely are. The dumber people give out their town and street adress. Which is usually followed by mail or a doorbell ring.

If you really are going to give out this basic information, make it as general as possible.

asl is sometimes written as: a.s.l, a/s/l, age, sex, location, a;s;l, a:s:l, or a's'l. There are sometimes captial letters and different arrangements, like: a/l, s/l/a, l/s/a, sex, location, and age, or l's'a.

Most of the time people know the person's sex, but people like me make it as fun as possible.

ยชGirl who is actually 10: Hey, asl?
Guy: 16/m/florida, you?
Girl who is actually 10: 17/f/California
Guy: Cool

Girl: Hey, asl
Guy: Between 13-18/m/North America
Girl: uhmmm, you're a loser, go **** a **** you *****.
Guy: -_- What's your asl?
Girl: 11/f/4 Jemble Lane Los Angeles, California. Why?
Guy: lmao *signs off or blocks*

Hmm, my screen name might be thecoolestguy54,
yet she asks: Hey, asl?
I sometimes say: 93/m and f/Mexico
Which is followed by blocking, flamming, etc.

by Mac the Boy September 19, 2005

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