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Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.
Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"
Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.
A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.
"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".
Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter
Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams
Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin
Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right
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Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.
To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.
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The description of a person's face which resembles a partially dissolved aspirin tablet, in that it is pockmarked and lumpy.
"Oh did you see Cameron Diaz without make-up? she's got a head like a half sucked aspirin!"
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