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Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned
Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.
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While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.
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Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.
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A lier that has everything in his imagination and lives in a world of make believe!
Ass Attack Logan got a new 911 Porsh today.
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On the day after a very heavy drinking session, the victim can sometimes feel his/her anal sphincter almost give up, unexpectedly at an inopportune moment. The fear of this causes a serge in adrenaline which can momentarily provide the victim with enough power and control to prevent the full evacuation of the bowels. This process happens in less than a second but can be repetitive over the course of a few minutes forming a type of 'attack'. e.g. asthma attack. This can be exasperated when in a seated position (due to the body being use to this position when defecating) and on some form of transport. E.g. on a plane, in a car or on a train, etc.
A victim of such an attack usually suspends all rational thoughts, objectives and tasks as their new primary objective becomes getting to a toilet as soon as humanly possible before the worst happens.
"I went out after work last night with a friend and had way way too many beers". I had an ass-mud attack on the train on the way into work this morning".
wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily
mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him
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When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".
Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!