Rural Dictionary

ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

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ass-bag

1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment

You are such an ass-bag!

by Ninny & Robyn October 29, 2006

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ass bag

a clumpy person who has an oversized asshole that looks like bag of shit hanging down when seen through the pants. Also referred to as a "clumpy fredwayne"

Hey Fred, what's that sac of shit hanging from your anus?? Wanye you know better....that's not shit, that's my ass bag!

by Jadee bithches July 19, 2006

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Ass bags

When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.

http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp023/bcp023010.jpg

The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691853.jpg?size=572&uid={25995690-2E67-409D-A763-1D170743973F}

This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.

by The Jenkernaut August 27, 2008

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