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Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.
person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3
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1. When your ass just doesn't look good in anything , skirts , jeans , dresses. ANYTHING. Mainly affects women but gay and metrosexual men also suffer from it time to time.
2. When you don't want to be a nice guy and instead for just a day , turn into a badass. A bad ass day can starts from when you wake up to when you go to sleep , you may also have experience baddass dreams that night.
1. "My ass looked horrible yesterday . not even that weird Persian ghuy checked me out. It was the worst bad ass day"
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Oscar - "Was there any reason that you killed Mrs Porter's cat yesterday?"
Pete - "I was having a bad ass day"
Oscar - "Yeah I'm pretty sure the cops aren't going to take that into account".
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Once a month on a Monday. You choose. It’s on a Monday because it helps you get through all the shit Mondays throw at you.
Today is National Grab Ass Day
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On April 12 every year is national Slap ass day. Take advantage this is the only day of the year you can slap a ass, single or taken today is your day
Damn she thicc, Good thing it’s national slap ass day!
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April 12 is dumb ass day were you say hi to a dumb ass.
Hi dumb ass it`s dumb ass day
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When you have a really fun day or time doing something
I had a lit ass day with Jessica at the mall