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makes my ass hurt

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 31, 2010

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Why does my ass hurt?

A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies

by Thot_Slayer69420 February 20, 2020

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Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011


hurt ass piece

A way to describe a really really fugly person.

He needs to take his hurt ass piece the fuck up outta my kool-aid.

by รj wรฅรฑnรขbรซ December 28, 2005

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hurt ass unit

a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos

miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.

by thompson-coleman June 14, 2007

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Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 3, 2021