ass chicken

When a naked drunken person sits on a platter of chicken and it rides up their ass crack.

see also: dirty tyler

Laura: I'm hungry
Tyler: Want some chicken?
Laura: No, Tyler I don't want your ass chicken!

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big ass chicken

A chicken dish from Macaroni Grill (The Mac Shack), so named because it is flattened and breaded and takes up the whole plate. Named by a server there, who, upon serving said dish, was thinking "this is one big ass chicken" and accidentally said, to the table, "who ordered the big ass chicken?". Fortunately the folks at the table had a good sense of humor!

Who ordered the big ass chicken?

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bomb ass chicken

Used to describe the perfect boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse. Interchangeable with boyfriend, girlfriend and spouse.

Dana, will you be my bomb ass chicken?

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chicken ass

When a woman's shorts and/or bikini go up into the crack of the crack of her rear end so far as to create an interesting dichotomy between the two cheeks. A super wedgie created of your own device.

Hey, you see Miley Cyrus' chicken ass at the MTV VMA's the other night? That shit was crazy.

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mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

Tipsy chicken ass shot

The best shot invented in 2019.

1) First a person breaks a Dutch based chicken candy in half and puts the ass of the chicken on his left hand (same place as the salt of a tequila shot).
2) Prepare the finest Turkish Yeni Raki mixed with water in a shot.
3) Open a bottle of beer

If everything is set, first you take that damn chicken ass, wash it away with your Yeni Raki and try not to vomit while finishing your shot with some beer.

Congratulations, you have now mastered the art of tipsy chicken ass.

Person 1: Hi man, u need to take a tipsy chicken ass shot
Person 2: Fuck my life, I still want to enjoy my evening
Person 1: A man should never refuse his bros
Person 2: Say no more, give me that tipsy chicken ass shot
All other people in the room: *fucking retards*

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Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!