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When a woman who is storing her Moneybrallet style (cash tucked into a bra) is both showing some cleavage and also doesn't have the money tucked all the way into her bra, so some or most of the cash is visible in the cleavage. This is especially the case when the bills being stored are tips accumulated on the job. This can be done for several reasons:
1) Strippers stuffing their bra with extra money to make the other strippers jealous
2) To deter any gay muggers from trying to take your money, cause let's face it, if they know it's stored in your boobs, they won't want it anymore.
3) Waitresses with boyfriends who know that if they leave their assets sticking out of their assets, their boyfriend will always be able to remind them where they put their money in case they forget.
4) Women who are so desperate for attention that they need EVERYONE to stare at their cleavage, including gay jews.

Your assets are showing, and so are your other assets.

by schnappoulop April 9, 2014

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Asset

A small sized or petite butt. considered cute by the posessor of the butt, or people who tend to like small butts

Stop making fun of my asset! Many people find it cute and adorable!

by Cathlexeris May 12, 2011

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assetizer

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

by Upper_Decker_ December 29, 2011

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liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...

1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets

by rzhhhh November 14, 2011

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asset flip

The act of creating a game using only pre-made assets that are generally sold on the Unity Storefront. These types of games are usually sold on Steam, itch.io, or GameJolt. The term was first coined by Jim Sterling in 2014. Notable games that are asset flips covered by Sterling include:

* Anything made by Digital Homicide.
* Island Light
* The Bullet: Time of Revenge
* Day Survival Begins
* Cookie Simulator 2015

Kyle: Dude, this new game is awful as everything in-game is an asset flip.
Chris: Yeah, I hope Jim Sterling covers it.

by The Real Driller December 17, 2020

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Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

by Chief Fat Cock March 27, 2011

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