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assist

a person who dislikes people who act like an ass.

My intolerance of his obnoxios behavior made me realize I'm an assist.

by bubob November 27, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


assistant

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.

While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.

by Jedi Masterbater April 29, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.

She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.

by jmpalmieri00 March 12, 2016


assistance

When one needs assistance, they need sex.

Fundo needed assistance, but with no females handy, his right hand had to become handy.

by authOOr June 24, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


assistant

This word says it all. Ass is tant.

I'm a lab assistant.

by hieulai2002 March 19, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


assisted

When you just finished having sex. You were assisted.

hey John, I just was assisted for Randy, she is a nice assisting woman.

by WHY November 23, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 29, 2013

78๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž