AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

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A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

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Asslighting

A derivation of the term "gaslighting," asslighting is when someone lies about doing butt stuff with you during intercourse and denies your very real suspicions that it occurred in the first place.

"Hey my butt feels weird, did you do stick anything up there last night? "

"No, and I definitely did not stick two fingers up to the second knuckle in you butt."

"I don't believe you, I feel like I'm being asslit right now. You're Asslighting me again."

Asslighter

A tease. Someone who will flaunt the booty but won’t give it up.

Becky is such an asslighter