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Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
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i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"
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what you do when someone says something really gay...
MAC!
assorted drinks......
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A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.
Your wife has a box of assorted creams.
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n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.
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1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
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A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs