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When you are either
a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3
a:guy:lets do it
girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser
nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf
friend:then ur not ready to have a bf
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something that can be read with joy and delight and inner happiness
This book is soooo readi, I can't wait to read it.
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Ready (adj.) To be in a situation or of the characteristics that you do what you want. To be in an admirable position or to be performing an act that makes you awesome.
"That girl is wearing no underwear... Ready..."
"Chuck Norris is Ready."
"Hahaha that guys broken down on the side of the road... Not ready."
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When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
In the drug culture, readies is a drug dealing referral, claiming the person with "readies" has divided up a brick of cocaine or some other type of narcotic into grams or something similar and now has a bag or rucksack full of "readies" to either consume or distribute. Usually both.
"I'm running low on readies. "
"Got a sack full of readies in the whip. Really gotta dodge these Jakes."
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"Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready rock!! Wanna get some ready?! 5 fo' 20, man, 5 fo' 20!"
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To find something, someone, or a situation highly favorable, likeable or positive.
1. Damn, Brooklyn Decker looks so damn readies!
2. When I get my $100k bonus later this year, I'll be readies as a beast!
3. That Bentley coupe over there is READIES!
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