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1. a pretty good country music star. his latest hit is If Your going through Hell.
2. my slave master.
in a weird dream i had a while back Rodney Atkins was my slave master and was forcing me to pick cotton, garth brooks was the overseer. guess thats the price you pay for being black and listening to country.
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A movie star acting in films such as The Blue Lagoon. An interesting man. Toughest man on earth. More so than Chuck Norris.
"Chuck Norris doesn't stand a chance against Christopher Atkins in a thumb war."
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From the greek name ฮฆฮนฮปฮนฯฯฮฟฯ (philippos) which means "friend of horses". Though modern english translation now means 'lover of horses'. When combined with Atkin (Meaning consumer of meat from the penis of an animal), it means lover of horses penises, and after the 'lovin sesh' the horses penis will be consumed by the person.
Person 1: What the hell is that person doing to that horses penis?
Person 2: Oh don't worry, thats just Philip Atkin
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A diet pioneered by Dr. Atkins, in which he emphasizes an extreme reduction in carbohydrates in one's principal diet to lose weight. The person on the diet is required to eat a certain amount of protein a day to help with repairs in musicle mass.
Critics painstakingly try to debunk the Atkins diet as being ridiculous and lame, but the science behind the diet doesn't lie. Since carbohydrates are your body's primary energy source, significantly reducing them causes your body to start burning it's second natural energy source: stored fat. When your body starts doing this, it's in a state called "ketosis." (Not to be confused with ketoacidosis, a dangerous conditions that diabetics can slip into if a certain blood-sugar level isn't maintained.)
Objective studies have shown that, over time, this diet is just as effective as any other diet.
Contrary to what the morons say on here, you ARE restricted in what types of proteins you consume, and you don't TOTALLY eliminate carbohydrates. You're simply eliminating the types that have a high impact on your blood-sugar level.
Furthermore, critics like to argue that consumption of high amounts of proteins and cholesterol while on this program have a detrimental effect on your health. This is almost always untrue. Since you no longer have excess sugar to burn (from your own consumption), your body changes over from a sugar-burning metabolism to a fat-burning metabolism. The excess fat and cholesterol consumed by you is simply burned away.
I lost 75lbs on the Atkins Diet.
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A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.
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(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard
(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
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