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A complete beast that all but conquered Rome. Widely known as the founder of Hungary. Also said to be hung like an Italian blue whale.
Random dude: I heard the word pimp was invented to describe Attila the Hun.
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When a chubby dude takes a big whiff of poppers then shoots a huge load on your face.
I hope he gives me a Dirty Attila tonight I love his hot load all over my face
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Evil, psychotic, she-beast disguised as a penguin. At least one can be found wherever Catholics have been stupid enough to start an abbey or monastery. Frequently enters the teaching profession, in spite of an almost pathological hatred of children.
I don't remember my fifth grade teacher's name, so I just call her Attila the Nun.
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Much like Attila the Hun, the whole point of this sexual manoeuvre is to conquer her asshole, by spreading it as widely as you can. The conventional way is to do it with inanimate objects, not your body parts. You can use anything from a Fire extinguisher, to a common house lamp, to the hilt of a sword.
Caroline: Oh, I feel like I've been sacrificed to satan
Andrew: Why?
Caroline: My boyfriend was dominant and we did the Attila the Hun manoeuvre using two giant spoons
Andrew: You must have a pink sock the size of Australia!
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Alter-ego of Tim Sterling, bassist/guitarist/vocalist of the faux-Brit Baltimore band The Sexys, and formerly of The Dicktaters and Zen Black.
Attila The Hung plays some crazy bass up there!
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