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National surprise the opposite sex day
Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
God fucking damn, leo supremacy indeed. People who were born in August and especially in 17th of August just marry me. And yeah I am talking about myself too, no I dont want to marry me but many of you would. Anyway, treat them with respect. Love yall, goodnight
(Sorry for possible spelling mistakes, I am trying)
People who were born in 17 August are hot af!!
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damn i mean>>>>> leo supremecy
probably hawt ngl like hotter than the sun itself.
never fear bc when u single, all the boys want you and when u taken all the boys will want u and vice versa. go and be a baddie queen xoxo gossip girl
you: oh its my birthday today btw
person 1: what?! damn thats kinda hot ngl
person 2: the baddie vibes you give rn
person1: yeah shawty a baddie being b
you: is being born 17 august really that amazing
both person 1 and person 2; yeah being born on the 17 august is amazing bro
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Black cats appreciation day.
Black cats have suffered a lot over the years, being even killed because of superstitions. So on 17 August, you should appreciate them.
It's 17 August, the black cats appreciation day!
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The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
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A complete bitch of a human. Will always make things about themselves and never gives a fuck about others
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National give your bf head day
Bf: hey its august 17
Gf: okay, what does that mean?
Bf: its national give your bf head day
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