National surprise the opposite sex day
Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt
Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
God fucking damn, leo supremacy indeed. People who were born in August and especially in 17th of August just marry me. And yeah I am talking about myself too, no I dont want to marry me but many of you would. Anyway, treat them with respect. Love yall, goodnight
(Sorry for possible spelling mistakes, I am trying)
People who were born in 17 August are hot af!!
damn i mean>>>>> leo supremecy
probably hawt ngl like hotter than the sun itself.
never fear bc when u single, all the boys want you and when u taken all the boys will want u and vice versa. go and be a baddie queen xoxo gossip girl
you: oh its my birthday today btw
person 1: what?! damn thats kinda hot ngl
person 2: the baddie vibes you give rn
person1: yeah shawty a baddie being b
you: is being born 17 august really that amazing
both person 1 and person 2; yeah being born on the 17 august is amazing bro
Black cats appreciation day.
Black cats have suffered a lot over the years, being even killed because of superstitions. So on 17 August, you should appreciate them.
It's 17 August, the black cats appreciation day!
The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want
Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place
A complete bitch of a human. Will always make things about themselves and never gives a fuck about others
national show your girlfriend or boyfriend dick day
Hey honey its august 17 show me your dick