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August 29th, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day. You must also get them a present of some sort. To celebrate you two being together 😁😄
Hey it’s August 29th, here’s your present! Let’s kiss now 😁
People born on this day are stupid
Person 1: Where's America?
Person 2: On the map.. What do you mean '' Where's America''?
Person 1: You must be born on August 29th
Person 2: Yeah! How did you know!!
‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’
National Steak Curtain Day. By law, every alpha male is required to grab the steak curtain of the baddest bitches.
Chad 1- Bro I really wish I could grab her meat purse
Chad 2- Bro, you even know what day it is?
Chad 1- uhh August 29th?
Chad 2- bro grab her coot like Micheal Jackson, it's National Steak Curtain Day
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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day
The Men born on this day are the best, and most loving guys, they are always perfect, and are always true to there word.
If you are with a man born on August 29th, you should stay with them forever. These men when they grow up are absolutely stunning.
Girl 1: Hey, I really like you...
Boy 1: Same, you're pretty.
Girl 2: OMG. She actually got with that guy! He's even born on August 29th!
Boy 2: Wow. He did it!
The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.
J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”
J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”