People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.
Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.
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National wish death upon splatoon fans day
If you don't know what splatoon is splatoon is a game with a Fanbase that is 1000 times worse than the fortnite fanbase
And splatoon fans are the biggest mistakes on earth that have no life and all they do is sit down and play splatoon
So please, there should be a day that we can all wish death upon splatoon fans
Kevin: who's ready for August 3rd?
Me: did you know that August 3rd is national wish death upon splatoon fans day?
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If you were born on August 3rd you are a Russian bastard.
Hey what is Smirnoff βs birthday?
Obviously itβs august 3rd he is a Russian dirtbag.
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Hello boyfriend Iβm going to post you because itβs August 3rd
August 3rd is known to be dannie day
person 1: I can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: Are u kidding? It's dannie day!
August 3rd is known to be dannie day
person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!
An emo girls birthday-
: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."
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