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August 9th is the day where any couple by the names of James and Hannah, must send nudes to eachother. This day gives them a free pass.
Today is august 9th...James and Hannah’s lucky day!
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International day of lucifarian witchcraft. Light a black candle and suck satan's dick!
August 9th a day of hailing our dark lord.
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When a fake friend was born. They always throw shade at you, and pretend they didn’t when it’s brought up. They don’t hang out with you, using the excuse of “homework” or “cleaning”. They also block you on snap maps so you can’t see that they ditched you for another friend.
You: Hey, want to hang out?
Them: Sorry, I have to clean and do homework. Btw, my birthday is August 9th.
You: That explains it fake bitch.
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Basic white girls were born on this day. for example, if you are a basic white girl, you were born on this day. Some people with basic white girl names include but are not limited to Sam, Tara, Alaina, Brittney, Kisha, and Courtney. August 9th
august 9th definition: Basic, or Trixie, white girls are usually classified as middle-class girls following social trends-they are born on this day.
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"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"
"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"
World jealous day bc 200 ppl will get to face time with BTS for 30 MINUTES
“I hate August 9th”
“Why”
“200 Armys will ft BTS and I’m not one of them”
if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass
random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath