Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

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Aunt Flo and Cousin Red

Menstrual Period

Man, I'm screwed because Aunt Flo and Cousin Red arrived yesterday.

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Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo

The couple that comes to visit a girl once a month for a week. Tom meaning Time Of Month. And Flo meaning flow. Yeah...maybe you'll get what I'm trying to imply.

Girl: Ughh Uncle Tom and Aunt Flo are here for the week...
Boy: Is that bad?
Girl: Well they give me cramps and make me bleed..so yeah it's bad.
Boy: ...?

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Aunt Flo & Uncle Red

The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.

Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town.

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aunt flo's cap and gown

A pad and tampon

"Go get me aunt flo's cap and gown. Hurry!"

"A what?"

"A pad and tampon!!"

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Aunt Flo's country fudge

1. Strange little cubes of fudge available to impulse buyers at 7-elevens.

2. Enjoying the country fudge while your sister, mother, aunt, daughter, or niece is on her period. (See: Aunt Flo, Country Fudge)

Aunt Flo was visiting my sis last week so we all made some country fudge together. I like Aunt Flo's country fudge the best cause'n it's cherry flavored!

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Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

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