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Used for the professional drunk. When you drink so much and so often you function even when you are blackout drunk. You are so good at it your friends and even professional bartenders can't tell you should have been cut off 5 drinks ago. You continue to talk and walk but have no idea what you are saying or doing. This also makes for fun Sherlock holmes mornings.
Man I was on autopilot last night, where did I get this fez?
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something done automatically with limited self-awareness
It was an autopilot move when pulled the blender out to make the drink.
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to go lay in your bed butt ass naked
Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot
Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…
To males, the act of urinating without the directional assistance provided by the hands.
I was too busy texting Sally to pee, so I went on autopilot in the bathroom
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to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.
i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.
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The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities
So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot
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a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.
anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.
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