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Avengeancy can only occur when one's girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer must have a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.
"Man, the craziest thing just happened. My girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), was slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer had a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she could be identified, and was driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. I spent exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer was found in an abandoned house in North Korea. I snuck into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. It was classic Avengeancy."
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The best movie with the sexiest men to grace the face of the Earth!!!
. . . By the way, Loki is the best and the Avengers are all just jealous.
Avengers quote
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Take away the suit, and what are you?
Tony Stark/Iron Man: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
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The fart you let loose that pays your friends back for the evil they did to you. Best done in a closed space.
I'm about to release the Avenger!
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Damn Hot Cruise bike from Bajaj Motors India.Stunning looks and speed.
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Fans of Avenged Sevenfold are called Avengers, much like Paramore fans are Parawhores. Some write 'Avenger' on their arms or get it tattooed, the same with other bands' fan-names.
Guy: So you like Avenged Sevenfold?
Avenger: Oh yeah, I'm an Avenger to the heart!
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AVENGER v. Shrill and frequent lies of an uninformed political nature. n. to be a liar
v. John Kerry is the AVENGER of the working man. n. That John Kerry, he is an AVENGER
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Poorest Triber ever to take to the game. Questionable sexuality.
See: wordanal avengerword
Oh god, not on AvEnGeR's team again...
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